HOW does he think of these things???

A conversation in my kitchen the other day:
Terina: My friends at school are teasing me.
Me: What freinds? Like Tai and Adeline?
Terina: No, Quincy and Jack and ....
Me: So BOYS are teasing you?
Terina: Yeah and following me around.
Me: Let me explain about boys honey....
Trevor: Tell them to talk to me.
Terina: WHY??
Trevor: I'll set them straight, and if that doesn't help I just tape my sandwich to their back and say "This is my brother Rhys, he hasn't eaten in a week. I'd run if I were you!"

You've got to admire his originality.