Soccer, Alaina Style

FIRST You walk randomly all over the place and ignore your coach and teammates.



SECOND You catch up with your teammates and tell them how to play soccer.


THIRD. You get bored of telling everyone what to do and pick grass for a while.


FOURTH. You SLOWLY decide to join the rest of the team making sure to turn around and make sure mom and dad know you are doing this under protest


FIFTH. You PLAY SOCCER and have FUN...who knew??


SIXTH. During a dispute over who had possession of the ball you talk with one your "friends" from NURSERY (2 years ago then they moved away) and when she doesn't' remember you you burst into tears and run back to mom yelling "The girl with the earrings doesn't REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!"


Seventh . Sit out the rest of the game pondering how on earth someone didn't remember you.